Alright, here's what's up.
Prom was weird. Prom is usually the "night of your life" or "a night to remember". For me, prom was just another dance but I felt obligated to get a date. I mean, don't get me wrong, I wanted one, but still. The obligation sucks. Stupid prom, making me get a date. And the date I had wasn't even my first choice. I had to ask two other people but they both said no. Stupid boys. Saying no to me.
I did have fun at prom though. It was a night full of cheap food, aching feet and bad music. I looked great though. I had this very old-Hollywood look and I must say, I looked like I fell right out of the old pictures from the golden age of film. I was like Elizabeth Taylor. I love Elizabeth Taylor. She's my best friend. We go fishing every Tuesday night and ballroom dancing every Thursday. It makes for an interesting week.
But, overall, prom was a lot of fun, even if I didn't have the perfect date. Silly Quinn.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Thursday, May 30, 2013
Worrried Much?
Alright, here's what's up.
So, I'm not worried. No, I'm never worried. I'm freakin terrified. I am so scared of graduation. Why? Because graduation is the final frontier and it means that I'm an adult. Like, an official adult, who has to pay bills and do stuff that's adult-like. That sucks. I don't want to be an adult. I still run up the stairs like an animal and build forts in my living room. So, obviously, I'm not ready to grow up. I'm terrified to graduate and become and adult because adults don't have any fun. Ever. At least it seems like they don't. Silly adults. Never having any fun.
You know, I'm just going to move to Neverland where I don't have to grow up. Sounds like a great plan to me!
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
So, I'm not worried. No, I'm never worried. I'm freakin terrified. I am so scared of graduation. Why? Because graduation is the final frontier and it means that I'm an adult. Like, an official adult, who has to pay bills and do stuff that's adult-like. That sucks. I don't want to be an adult. I still run up the stairs like an animal and build forts in my living room. So, obviously, I'm not ready to grow up. I'm terrified to graduate and become and adult because adults don't have any fun. Ever. At least it seems like they don't. Silly adults. Never having any fun.
You know, I'm just going to move to Neverland where I don't have to grow up. Sounds like a great plan to me!
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Tuesday, April 30, 2013
A Day With The Most Hated Man
Alright here's what's up.
We all hate North Korea. Don't lie and say "Oh, they aren't the worst. There's still hope." No, there's not. He's evil. We hate him. As Mericans, we all must hate this country and the man that leads it. It is what we do as Mericans. So, what if we had to spend the day with him? What if one of us had to spend the day with Kim Jung Un? What if I had to? Well, I know exactly what I'd do.
First, we'd play legos, because no one on Earth can resist playing with legos. Not even a dictator too short to rind the Wild Thing at Valleyfair can resist them. What would we do next? Well, what would anyone with a height complex do? I'll tell you what they do, since I have a height complex. Us short people like to build forts. It makes us feel better that we can make better forts than tall people. Don't as how, we just can. It's a gift. We short people can build fantastic forts.
After building the fort, we'll sit in the fort all day and play board games, like CandyLand and Shoots & Ladders.With luck, he'll win and he won't want to kill me. Maybe he'll let me win one though, just because he feels bad for me. A lot of people feel bad for me, it's a gift. Or a curse. I don't know.
So that's what I'd do with the most hated man on the planet. I'd make him feel like a kid. Feeling like a kid makes you happy. Happy people just don't blow up counties.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
We all hate North Korea. Don't lie and say "Oh, they aren't the worst. There's still hope." No, there's not. He's evil. We hate him. As Mericans, we all must hate this country and the man that leads it. It is what we do as Mericans. So, what if we had to spend the day with him? What if one of us had to spend the day with Kim Jung Un? What if I had to? Well, I know exactly what I'd do.First, we'd play legos, because no one on Earth can resist playing with legos. Not even a dictator too short to rind the Wild Thing at Valleyfair can resist them. What would we do next? Well, what would anyone with a height complex do? I'll tell you what they do, since I have a height complex. Us short people like to build forts. It makes us feel better that we can make better forts than tall people. Don't as how, we just can. It's a gift. We short people can build fantastic forts.
After building the fort, we'll sit in the fort all day and play board games, like CandyLand and Shoots & Ladders.With luck, he'll win and he won't want to kill me. Maybe he'll let me win one though, just because he feels bad for me. A lot of people feel bad for me, it's a gift. Or a curse. I don't know.So that's what I'd do with the most hated man on the planet. I'd make him feel like a kid. Feeling like a kid makes you happy. Happy people just don't blow up counties.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Easter
Alright, here's what's up.
So, for Easter this year, I had no family. My father was in Vegas and my mama was sick, so I was alone. I was totally and utterly alone. Or was I? I was lucky enough to be alone on a holiday! I was invited to go to my wonderful friend Sara's house for the holiday. It was a good time. I felt incredible awkward because I was dressed up way more than I needed to be and I knew about 4 or 5 people there, but it was still a good time. The food was fantastic, like the cheesy potatoes that there like. It was like "DAYUM, these are some mighty fine potatoes."
While waiting for the food, Sara and I sat around and watched the boys in her massive family (a bunch of gingers and freckled O'Connors) play really old video games. I even got to play a little. I sucked, but it was still fun. Easter didn't last long, because Sara had to work. Like really, who has to work on Easter? That's just ridiculous. So, I only got to stay for a little over an hour and when I got home I made cereal and sat on the couch in my pj's, but I still had a fun.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
So, for Easter this year, I had no family. My father was in Vegas and my mama was sick, so I was alone. I was totally and utterly alone. Or was I? I was lucky enough to be alone on a holiday! I was invited to go to my wonderful friend Sara's house for the holiday. It was a good time. I felt incredible awkward because I was dressed up way more than I needed to be and I knew about 4 or 5 people there, but it was still a good time. The food was fantastic, like the cheesy potatoes that there like. It was like "DAYUM, these are some mighty fine potatoes."While waiting for the food, Sara and I sat around and watched the boys in her massive family (a bunch of gingers and freckled O'Connors) play really old video games. I even got to play a little. I sucked, but it was still fun. Easter didn't last long, because Sara had to work. Like really, who has to work on Easter? That's just ridiculous. So, I only got to stay for a little over an hour and when I got home I made cereal and sat on the couch in my pj's, but I still had a fun.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Sunday, March 17, 2013
In 2 Decades...
Alright, here's what's up.
Right now, life sucks. I'm in high school, I'm not even 18 and, obviously based on my blog name, I'm single. But not just my life sucks, practically all high schoolers lives suck! It's not just me! Luckily, we all have lives after high school and we'll all be old some day. In twenty years, we won't be super old, but old enough to not hate our lives. So, where will we all be in 20 years? Well, I don't really care so much where you'll be. It's more about where I'll be.
In two decades, which is longer than I've been alive, I'll be married. Crossed fingers. I will have been married for a while, with at least a few kids. I want a big family, so I'll probably have a lot more than everyone else wants. I've got my heart set on 5+, a max of 7, so we'll see. With all these children and my husband, will be 3 dogs; 1 corgi, 1 Scottish terrier and 1 mutt. I love dogs. We will have one cat. Cats suck, but I'm sure one of my kids will want a cat and I just won't have the heart to say no. We will also have one strange animal you wouldn't think of as a house pet. Maybe a pig or a ferret. We'll all be living on a large estate in a huge house that we built from the ground it. This home will include a turret, a bookcase that leads to a secret room, a fireplace that leads to a secret room and a wardrobe that leads to a secret room. A lot of secrets in this house.
My career will have taken off and I'll be more famous than Meryl Streep. I will have won at least 2 Oscars and God knows how many Golden Globes. I will be one of the greatest actresses of my time and I will be best friends with so many famous people, such as Tom Hanks, Jennifer Lawrence and Annie Hathaway. Life will be amazing. It will be awesome. I can't wait for life in 20 years.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Right now, life sucks. I'm in high school, I'm not even 18 and, obviously based on my blog name, I'm single. But not just my life sucks, practically all high schoolers lives suck! It's not just me! Luckily, we all have lives after high school and we'll all be old some day. In twenty years, we won't be super old, but old enough to not hate our lives. So, where will we all be in 20 years? Well, I don't really care so much where you'll be. It's more about where I'll be.
In two decades, which is longer than I've been alive, I'll be married. Crossed fingers. I will have been married for a while, with at least a few kids. I want a big family, so I'll probably have a lot more than everyone else wants. I've got my heart set on 5+, a max of 7, so we'll see. With all these children and my husband, will be 3 dogs; 1 corgi, 1 Scottish terrier and 1 mutt. I love dogs. We will have one cat. Cats suck, but I'm sure one of my kids will want a cat and I just won't have the heart to say no. We will also have one strange animal you wouldn't think of as a house pet. Maybe a pig or a ferret. We'll all be living on a large estate in a huge house that we built from the ground it. This home will include a turret, a bookcase that leads to a secret room, a fireplace that leads to a secret room and a wardrobe that leads to a secret room. A lot of secrets in this house.
My career will have taken off and I'll be more famous than Meryl Streep. I will have won at least 2 Oscars and God knows how many Golden Globes. I will be one of the greatest actresses of my time and I will be best friends with so many famous people, such as Tom Hanks, Jennifer Lawrence and Annie Hathaway. Life will be amazing. It will be awesome. I can't wait for life in 20 years.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Friday, March 1, 2013
Just Kill Me Now
Alright, here's what's up.
We all have our favorite famous people; the ones we follow on Twitter, like on Facebook and look for in the tabloids. Then, we have the worst famous people you could ever imagine, like Kim Kardashian or Paris Hilton who are the tabloids for doing nothing but they are still famous! Why?!?!?!? But then, there are the actors that are famous...but shouldn't be! You know who? I'll tell you who: Lea Michele. That's right, Miss Rachel Berry on Glee. And I know what some people think, "Oh, she's so sweet and so cute and she just has the best singing voice I've ever heard!" No! No, she is not sweet and she is not cute and she certainly doesn't have the best voice!
Lea Michele is the biggest disappointed in a leading female character since Kristin Stewart in Twilight. Kristin Stewart, don't even get me started on that trash bag. Now she's a pain in the rear end too. Still, Lea Michele is just awful. Just awful. Like, really, why are you so popular? Because you can sing? Well, you know what, so can sooooo many other people out there! Let me tell you this, Lea Michele, you're popular because you're character on Glee is. Your character and your characters boyfriend are the reason that you are popular, not you.
Those are my reasons for disliking you. Actually, I have more of them, but they aren't allowed on this blog. So, here's to you, Lea Michele. Thank you for annoying me. Every. Single. Day.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
We all have our favorite famous people; the ones we follow on Twitter, like on Facebook and look for in the tabloids. Then, we have the worst famous people you could ever imagine, like Kim Kardashian or Paris Hilton who are the tabloids for doing nothing but they are still famous! Why?!?!?!? But then, there are the actors that are famous...but shouldn't be! You know who? I'll tell you who: Lea Michele. That's right, Miss Rachel Berry on Glee. And I know what some people think, "Oh, she's so sweet and so cute and she just has the best singing voice I've ever heard!" No! No, she is not sweet and she is not cute and she certainly doesn't have the best voice!Lea Michele is the biggest disappointed in a leading female character since Kristin Stewart in Twilight. Kristin Stewart, don't even get me started on that trash bag. Now she's a pain in the rear end too. Still, Lea Michele is just awful. Just awful. Like, really, why are you so popular? Because you can sing? Well, you know what, so can sooooo many other people out there! Let me tell you this, Lea Michele, you're popular because you're character on Glee is. Your character and your characters boyfriend are the reason that you are popular, not you.
Those are my reasons for disliking you. Actually, I have more of them, but they aren't allowed on this blog. So, here's to you, Lea Michele. Thank you for annoying me. Every. Single. Day.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Sunday, February 24, 2013
The Best of the Best without a Y-Chromosome
Alright, here's what's up.
I'm going to be honest here and say that I hate actresses. I really do. So many of them are just catty and mean and snotty. Very few actresses are really good these days, so it's almost difficult for me to pick my favorites. But, I still can. My favorite actresses are Anne Hathaway and Meryl Streep. But why? Anne Hathaway is just a pretty face who got lucky with The Princess's Diary, right? WRONG! Anne Hathaway did get a lucky break with that movie back in 2001, but she is so much more than just some lucky girl. Her career sky rocketed after she was in Rachel Getting Married, in which she was nominated for a best actress Academy Award. After that, she was in The Devil Wears Prada with my other favorite and from there she went on to be in one of my favorite movies from last year, Les Miserables as Fantine. Annie Hathaway is so unbelievably talented and I hope one day to get to work with her, or at least meet her.
And of course, Meryl Streep. Now she is talented to say the least. She is one of the most critically acclaimed actresses with 17 Academy Award nominations and 3 wins for the Iron Lady, Sophie's Choice (which no should watch unless you have a box of tissues) and Kramer vs. Kramer (which you should probably also have some tissues). In total, Meryl has over 200 hundred nominations for acting and 97 wins. She has been in every type of film, including comedy (Julie and Julia), musical (Mama Mia!), drama (Out of Africa) and romance (Bridges of Madison County). Now, you probably don't know what all of these films are, but I do and they are fantastic! Why? Because she is in them! Meryl is just extraordinary, especially because she's been able to do all this and still have time to raise a family. Meryl, I salute you.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
I'm going to be honest here and say that I hate actresses. I really do. So many of them are just catty and mean and snotty. Very few actresses are really good these days, so it's almost difficult for me to pick my favorites. But, I still can. My favorite actresses are Anne Hathaway and Meryl Streep. But why? Anne Hathaway is just a pretty face who got lucky with The Princess's Diary, right? WRONG! Anne Hathaway did get a lucky break with that movie back in 2001, but she is so much more than just some lucky girl. Her career sky rocketed after she was in Rachel Getting Married, in which she was nominated for a best actress Academy Award. After that, she was in The Devil Wears Prada with my other favorite and from there she went on to be in one of my favorite movies from last year, Les Miserables as Fantine. Annie Hathaway is so unbelievably talented and I hope one day to get to work with her, or at least meet her.
And of course, Meryl Streep. Now she is talented to say the least. She is one of the most critically acclaimed actresses with 17 Academy Award nominations and 3 wins for the Iron Lady, Sophie's Choice (which no should watch unless you have a box of tissues) and Kramer vs. Kramer (which you should probably also have some tissues). In total, Meryl has over 200 hundred nominations for acting and 97 wins. She has been in every type of film, including comedy (Julie and Julia), musical (Mama Mia!), drama (Out of Africa) and romance (Bridges of Madison County). Now, you probably don't know what all of these films are, but I do and they are fantastic! Why? Because she is in them! Meryl is just extraordinary, especially because she's been able to do all this and still have time to raise a family. Meryl, I salute you.That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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