In 2 Decades...

Alright, here's what's up.
Right now, life sucks. I'm in high school, I'm not even 18 and, obviously based on my blog name, I'm single. But not just my life sucks, practically all high schoolers lives suck! It's not just me! Luckily, we all have lives after high school and we'll all be old some day. In twenty years, we won't be super old, but old enough to not hate our lives. So, where will we all be in 20 years? Well, I don't really care so much where you'll be. It's more about where I'll be.

In two decades, which is longer than I've been alive, I'll be married. Crossed fingers. I will have been married for a while, with at least a few kids. I want a big family, so I'll probably have a lot more than everyone else wants. I've got my heart set on 5+, a max of 7, so we'll see. With all these children and my husband, will be 3 dogs; 1 corgi, 1 Scottish terrier and 1 mutt. I love dogs. We will have one cat. Cats suck, but I'm sure one of my kids will want a cat and I just won't have the heart to say no. We will also have one strange animal you wouldn't think of as a house pet. Maybe a pig or a ferret. We'll all be living on a large estate in a huge house that we built from the ground it. This home will include a turret, a bookcase that leads to a secret room, a fireplace that leads to a secret room and a wardrobe that leads to a secret room. A lot of secrets in this house.


My career will have taken off and I'll be more famous than Meryl Streep. I will have won at least 2 Oscars and God knows how many Golden Globes. I will be one of the greatest actresses of my time and I will be best friends with so many famous people, such as Tom Hanks, Jennifer Lawrence and Annie Hathaway. Life will be amazing. It will be awesome. I can't wait for life in 20 years.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Just Kill Me Now

Alright, here's what's up.
We all have our favorite famous people; the ones we follow on Twitter, like on Facebook and look for in the tabloids. Then, we have the worst famous people you could ever imagine, like Kim Kardashian or Paris Hilton who are the tabloids for doing nothing but they are still famous! Why?!?!?!? But then, there are the actors that are famous...but shouldn't be! You know who? I'll tell you who: Lea Michele. That's right, Miss Rachel Berry on Glee. And I know what some people think, "Oh, she's so sweet and so cute and she just has the best singing voice I've ever heard!" No! No, she is not sweet and she is not cute and she certainly doesn't have the best voice!
Lea Michele is the biggest disappointed in a leading female character since Kristin Stewart in Twilight. Kristin Stewart, don't even get me started on that trash bag. Now she's a pain in the rear end too. Still, Lea Michele is just awful. Just awful. Like, really, why are you so popular? Because you can sing? Well, you know what, so can sooooo many other people out there! Let me tell you this, Lea Michele, you're popular because you're character on Glee is. Your character and your characters boyfriend are the reason that you are popular, not you.
Those are my reasons for disliking you. Actually, I have more of them, but they aren't allowed on this blog. So, here's to you, Lea Michele. Thank you for annoying me. Every. Single. Day.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.