While there are plenty of things to rant about out there (gravity, mean people, labels, and so on and so forth), and though it's hard to choose just one thing to rant about, it would have to be people that don't try anymore. I don't mean people that don't try in school, because I am one of those people (don't judge me, it's senior year). I mean those people that just give up on what they wear and how they act. Even though you may not think it at the time, you are always being judged and making first impressions, so be dressed APPROPRIATELY!
First thing is first, it is February. Freaking February when it is freaking cold. You should NOT be wearing shorts, a t-shirt and flip flops. It may look cute now, but let's think this through. When you can't feel your toes because of snow, your legs are whiter than paper and your arms are shaking like feathers in the wind, you may need to rethink your fashion choices. It's okay for summer, when it's 90 degrees out and humid, but not in freaking February.
Secondly, it's one thing to wear shirts that are too low-cut, but it's a completely separate thing to wear shirts that are completely see though and you hardly wear anything under it. We've all seen someone like this, who wear see-though blouses or a lace top that REQUIRES that you wear something under it so you don't show something that should only be seen by your doctor, your mom or your significant other. When you wear a shirt that you can see your bra though, it's time to invest in a tank top or a different shirt. If I can see your underwear, get new pants or new underwear. Just don't let me see it again. It doesn't look pretty, no matter what the pattern is.
Third, we all took art class. We all remember the color wheel and what colors looked good next to each other. Why have people forgotten this? Did you forget that maroon pants and red shirts DON'T LOOK GOOD TOGETHER? DID YOU FORGET THAT YOU LOOK AWFUL IN NEON PINK AND NEON ORANGE? THE CLUB MAY MAKE THOSE COLORS LOOK GOOD, BUT YOU ARE WALKING AROUND A SMALL TOWN WHERE WE CAN SEE YOU, NOT THE CLUB!!! You have to remember that matching colors is good, but you can't be too matchy. If you wear a patterned top, wear blank pants and vice versa. Seriously people, these are simple things to know.
While we all have off days where we need to just relax in yoga pants ( I get them too), it's still no reason to get lazy. Wear your yoga pants, wear a crap ton of yoga pants if you want, they can be cute. Wear yoga pants, but then wear a pretty colored top and a cute zip-up sweatshirt to go with it that matches the pants. You will look adorable AND lazy, but still adorable.
Lastly, you may have the perfect clothes in your closet, but you just aren't pairing them correctly. If you need help, call me. I know I don't look great all the time (we all have off days) but I know what I'm talking about. I know this stuff, I watch fashion wraps and TLC constantly. If you have a pretty, solid color dress, wear some nude-colored shoes with it and BAM, you've got a simple, pretty outfit, while wearing just two things. Don't over do it because you will look ridiculous and tacky. Never be tacky.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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