The Best of the Best with a Y-Chromosome

Alright here's what's up.
Who is the best actor? Who is the best actress? Trick question, there is no best. You can't just pick one actor out of all the other actors in the world and say that one of the best. You can't forget about all the greats that have died and you can't forget about those that have retired. Still, if I had to pick one actor that was the best...I still couldn't do it. I'd have to pick at least two, so I'll do just that. I pick, for my favorite actors, Morgan Freeman and Liam Neeson.
How can someone not like either of these two actors? Actually, I don't think anyone does dislike them. I have never heard another human being say "No, I hate Morgan Freeman" or "No, Liam Neeson sucks". Phrases like that just don't exist. It is impossible, IMPOSSIBLE I SAY, to hate either of these men.
So why are they my favorite? Easy. Because they are awesome. Simply awesome. Just look at Morgan Freeman, just look at him. Go ahead. I mean, the man played God and Lucius Fox from Batman. You just can't hate that guy. It's impossible. He could even tell you that he slowly killed your whole family with a butter knife but you'd still be calm because his voice is just that awesome. He's just an amazing guy. I really hope to meet him one day.
Now, onto Liam Neeson. Now here's another guy that's super excellent. He was ALSO in Batman, and as we all know, anyone in Batman is amazing. Let's see, what else did he do? Oh that's right, he was Zeus, Aslan, trained Obi-Wan and Darth Vader, led the A-Team, saved over 1,000 Jews from Nazi's and saved his daughter from becoming a sex slave. I really don't think you can get more awesome than that. No, really, there is no higher level of awesome.
Also, he's Irish. You can't resist a foreigner. It doesn't matter who you are, foreigners are awesome and you can't deny that.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.